Walmart is one of the largest retail chains in the country and the world. From a pin to a pincushion, the store sells anything that money can buy. But that doesn’t interest us today. For, today we are going to focus on the myriad images that have come up of customers and products that you would see only at this store. These are The People of Walmart.
What Happens Only At Walmart, Stays At Walmart!
1. Blink and You Miss!
Where do we look? The buttcheeks clearly visible through the nude leggings, or the literal teenager sitting on the shopping cart? At the end of the day- we only have a couple of eyes.
2. Panic At Walmart!
Walmart sells musical instruments- if you aren’t aware. So, it shouldn’t be surprising that there will always be people playing instruments without a care about the world.
3. Camo gone wrong?
Camouflage originally had one use- protecting the soldiers from enemies. Who knows when it turned into people wearing it anywhere just to look cool?
4. An 18th Century Cart
If your cart has four legs, a place to sit, and gives you a judgmental stare, congratulations! You are the lucky customer to receive the ‘Chosen One’.
5. Kid Rock Wannabe
If you are a cowboy and don’t pair knee-high boots with yellow boxer shorts, are you really a cowboy? Shame!
6. Skid marks? Hopefully not!
There is no reason why one has to place a ‘Slippery’ sign over a skid mark. Absolutely no reason.
7. It’s Leg Day Everyday
If you can’t afford a gym membership, but want those calves to shine through, be a shopping manager and wear high heels. The daily rush will give you legs supermodels would be wary of.
8. Stupid Is As Stupid Does
You know you have met a friend or partner for life when they wear clothes as stupid as you do.
9. When The Fly Is Too Hot To Handle
You need to run, but the pedicure is #2cool4school. What to do? So many conundrums, so little time.
10. Uncle Sam At Walmart
This guy is so old he could be Uncle Sam’s father, for all we know.